The Skank Newsletter

So I have been dating Matt for the past few weeks. We usually get together to watch a movie or go out for a bite to eat. Usually things are pretty tame. But I really like a lot of things about him.

Last night, he called me like four times, totally drunk, from Union Hall. He was asking me to go there. So I did. He was definitely drunk when I got there, hence all the touchy-feely-ness! Which was really cool for once! He bought me some doubles, which I drank in a hurry, and in no time, I was as drunk as him. We were dancing all dirty all over the dance floor, and making out hardcore all over the bar. It was raunchy, but good and fun! I had really been wanting to get some! He told me a lot of stuff in his drunkeness, such as; he thought I was his girlfriend, he thinks he moves too slow for me, he hasn't had sex for 9 months, etc.

Then we left the bar, and got in my car. We proceeded to make out in there, and his friends took the car keys so that we could not drive. Then they gave them back, and I drove us (very well, but still stupid) to his house. We went to his room, and off went the clothes. We definitely had sex. Drunken sex, but it was still pretty good. Yep, it was really hot. Then we both passed out naked in his bed... Woke up VERY hungover and sick. Then I went home. So that was that.

I just can't believe that I had sex with man #3. But I totally wanted to, and it was good. Really good. I just don't understand why all the good stuff only happens when we've been drinking. I need to figure out what the whole deal is.