THE GOODS: All the Single Ladies!!!

If you have been tagged in this note it is because:

1) I love you.

2) You are single.

3) I want to help you to have wedding-time hookups.

Maybe you're looking for that someone special, or maybe you're just looking for a weekend fling - in either case, I support you doing so!!! (As long as you promise to tell me all of the juicy details later.) I have boys from all over the country for you!

So without further ado, I have made up a list of all of the single guys who will be attending my wedding! I know that ANY of them would be overjoyed to get to know ANY of you, because you are all amazing best-ever catches. (I had wanted to put Tim's brother on this list, but unfortunately he decided to get all relationshipped recently.)

ANDREW WILCOX

Age: 32 or 33

Currently Living: Grande Prairie, Alberta

Profession: Program Director / Announcer on ROCK 97.7

Details: Andrew used to be my co-worker at SONiC and he is amazingly fun. He's coming as Sarah's date, but she has confirmed that she is not necessarily interested in him in that way. So he's fair game. I literally just got off the phone with him and he said "I'm an old man now, I'm looking for a wife!" I promised him that I would quote that to you all.

ART WEBSTER

Age: 30

Currently Living: London, Ontario

Profession: Art recently got back from spending a whole pile of months in Australia, and I don't think that he has planned his next occupational move yet. He's currently a liver of life.

Details: Art is the Best Man. He is super warm and friendly. He made cancer his bitch, which makes him even more awesome.

DAVID UREN

Age: 29

Currently Living: London, Ontario

Profession: Sales Associate at Tip Top Tailors

Details: Dave owns his own house. He owns many fancy and expensive suits. He knows how to dress like a dapper gentleman, plus he's super fun and friendly and knows how to be an awesome friend.

DUSTIN NELSON

Age: 32 or 33

Currently Living: Vancouver, British Columbia

Profession: Technical Animator at EA

Details: Don't all of you jump all over Dustin at once. Full disclosure: he is divorced. Actually, he might not even be officially divorced yet, which makes him separated. Yeah, he's pretty cute and he works out constantly and has an amazing body... And he's SUPER friendly and great and makes a lot of money... Okay YA, jump all over him. I would.

JAMES DOMANSKI

Age: 28

Currently Living: Regina, Saskatchewan

Profession: Bench-presses Letter Mail at Canada Post for a living

Details: Yes, I am now encouraging you to get frisky with my own brother. Ha ha ha! But honestly, if you like me, you'll like him. We have the same sense of humour and I don't think that any guy would treat a girl better than he would. He would spoil the ever-living pants off of you. He's a classy gent with wonderful manners!

MATSUTARO KAWANA

Age: 28

Currently Living: Toronto, Ontario

Profession: Strategist at OMD (advertising firm)

Details: Mats is an adorable Japanese man. I'm pretty sure that he's the kind of guy that takes rappers to watch basketball games court-side. Also, when he was in high school his family packed up and moved back to Japan without telling him.

RICK LEE

Age: 33 or 34

Currently Living: Edmonton, Alberta

Profession: Announcer on SONiC 102.9

Details: Rick is an adorable Chinese man. But really, he's a sweetheart that would do anything for anyone. I've never met anyone so selfless. Plus he has a lot of amazing contacts and access to great perks. He's an Edmonton celebrity!

VINCE PRICE

Age: 30

Currently Living: Toronto, Ontario (moving to Montreal, Quebec soon)

Profession: Freelance Artist

Details: Vince is pretty hilarious and I like that he's got a bit of sarcasm to him. He's the kind of guy that you want to give a hard time because you know that there's a big softie under there. He's the kind of person who is up for just about anything.